So, I fully had the intention of telling people about my blog. BUT. Its funnier this way. See, I went to work today, was chillin with Lowry, and I made the confession that I had created a blog. Then I busted out my phone, and my exact words were "I guess if I told you, I should tell everyone else too..." At which point Melissa is like "No. I have a brilliant idea... I'm going to link your blog to mine, and then everyone can find it, and be all outraged that you didn't tell them." I, of course, jumped right on this idea. Because, really, it is funny. I then proceeded to point out that fact that whenever Melissa says "Everyone" see actually means Cathy Frache. Really, she's the only one that will be outraged that I didn't tell her. Then Melissa says to me that Bonnie will be outraged also. And that when she says "Everyone" She means Cathy AND Bonnie. I conceeded to this fact, but made the point that I'm pretty sure Bonnie won't be 'outraged.' See- I'm afraid Cathy will come down here and hit me, or at least send me angry indignated texts...I don't believe Bonnie will resort to violence.
So, this is the game we are playing. I told Melissa about it this morning, 11:00am, Monday February 8th, 2010. As of 6:00pm, Melissa hasn't linked to my blog, but rest assured it will happen tonight. And we are A- going to see how long it takes "Everyone" to find it; and B- going to see how 'outraged' people are. SO, if you are a person, and you find my blog, please leave a comment here as soon as you done reading this, so we know who found it first. And in this comment please explain exactly how outraged you are that you had to find this on your own. And if you feel so inclined, include how much you love me for it.
Richard
4 years ago
BAHAHHAHAHHA... First off... I'm outraged Becky beat me to following your blog (fist shaking).... dang going to the gym. It ruins everything. Except my body that is. Besides the point. Also... I really really like this. You are linked my dear. And I also like that. I cant wait to check your blog every couple hours. It will be heaven.
ReplyDeleteso I was just on Missy blog and spotted your name ... which given that she has so many links to random ppl I dont know ... I was pretty stoked to see that you had joined the ranks! far warning ... if you dont write on it she starts sending you annoying facebook messages ... just take my word for it! it's really bad when she's in Boston!
ReplyDeleteI'm posting again. And I'm freaking outraged!
ReplyDeleteReally? 'Outraged' Bonnie? Well, i guess i was wrong. ...You aren't going to hit me are you?
ReplyDeleteAnd coming in 25th place - Cathy Frache. I'm so behind the times that I'm not even Cathy Frache anymore. Here's the thing, I was at some point informed that you had a blog. And I have spent the past 14 months of my life trying to find the right one. The key issue? Melissa follows too many blogs and it doesn't actually say which blog is who's. So I have spent many days and nights clicking on random blogs from time to time, just hoping one day it would lead to you. I even tried Michelle's blog list. I looked at every blog title that seemed outrageous, sarcastic, or humorous and somehow they NEVER lead to you. I am outraged. I want those hours of my life back Alaya French. You will pay for this. I don't know when, I don't know how, but you will pay for this, you can be sure of that.
ReplyDeleteHm....so I definitely HAVE read your whole blog....but apparently I suck at following directions....or maybe I wanted to stalk you secretly for a while? I dont know, but I definitely remember reading this post a LONG time ago. Ah well. I guess I'm outraged that I didnt follow directions...but I find it hilarious how bad Cathy is at stalking. How did it seriously take her this long? Wow Cathy....
ReplyDeleteUmm... lets not blame this on me... considering Alaya is linked in the people I know section and it says her name. No excuses Cathy Frache Bevans...
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